The Sun: Stag Bash Game puts Swollen Groom Dan in Hospital

The following leg crossing article was published in The Sun recently. Would a wheelbarrow have been the best wedding present for the groom?

A groom on his stag do almost lost his wedding tackle – after a pal shot him in a very tender spot during a paintball battle.

Dan Littlejohn’s crown jewels swelled to the size if his head.

They were so heavy from internal bleeding he feared they would fall off and worried medics carried out four hours of emergency surgery.
A month later he could barely waddle down the aisle to marry bride Gemma Matthews. Mechanic Dan said “I walked like John Wayne on my wedding day. And you can imagine what it was like on my wedding night. I just couldn’t move, let alone consummate the marriage.”
The agonizing accident happened as he and pals played at the Delta Force paintball centre in Crawley, West Sussex, last month.

He recalled: “All 19 men on my stag do fired at me and someone hit me in the groin. My testicles swelled up massively.
“It was excruciating. Later I was rolling on the bed in agony. It felt like they were going to drop off.” Gemma said ‘Your balls are the size of your head’ and drove me to hospital.”

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